Serious Balms
Serious Pet Care
Serious Pet Care
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Boop Balm:
Some of our bestest buds are doggos with dry noses. It is super common with flat-faced dogs (pugs, bulldogs, boxers, etc), but it doesn’t have to be a way of life! Serious Boop Balm (formerly Serious Smooshface!) can help turn their ouchy dry noses into perfectly soft healthy noses and if used regularly it can prevent dryness all together. Boop Balm is in an easy to apply tube. It goes on smoothly and soaks in quickly so your dog friends probably won’t even have time to get annoyed that you are messing with their smooshy little amazing noses.
Paw Balm:
It's no secret that we love few things more than giving some belly scritches to some adorable dogs, so we felt like it was our duty to develop the perfect paw balm for all of your puppers! With an all-natural recipe that is super-moisturizing, unscented, flavor-free and crafted to help heal those rough paws and cracked noses, the wide tin makes it easy to apply and the formula soaks right in. Oh, and don't worry - it won't leave behind greasy stains on your floor or couch because, come on, that would just be rude.



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