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Members of the Cauldron Cult get access to special rewards, and you get to sustain our little queer space at the same time!

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Let's look at the numbers

While our Cauldron Cult is definitely an unhinged, very silly, actual cult-like group activity (we wear robes and say vows), it's mostly a glorified 'mug club' or membership program. Buying into the Cauldron Cult gets you some pretty great rewards, and for customers who are already planning to be at the bar multiple times a month, it can mean some decent savings as well!

For instance, you can see over in that chart there that tier one of the cauldron club gets you in free to a whole bunch of events you might already be planning on coming to. Our monthly dance parties - those are free for Cult Members. Those absolutely amazing parties that Ringa hosts, like Halloween and Calypso? They're free for cult members, too.

the higher you go, the bigger the savings.

Tier two includes eighteen drink tokens. Say you visit the Haunt roughly once a month, and each time you have two cocktails. That's twenty-four drinks. If they're mocktails, that's, like, $8 times 24, so $192. If they're cocktails, that could rack up to anywhere from $264 to $384! But if you were a Cult member, 75% of those bar tabs would be FREE at tier two. We did the math on that spreadsheet over there and that could save you somewhere around $120. On drinks that you would be having already cuz you already come to the bar once a month!!

Tier Three is where it really kicks off. If you use all your rewards, you could save AT LEAST $264. You could save EVEN MORE if you use your drink tokens on the super fancy high-end specialty cocktails we sometimes have that are like $16+. (We try not to do that often, but they exist and they are always WORTH. IT.)

Plus, how frigging baller would it be to take your bestie out for thier birthday drink and say no, this one's on the CULT's tab tonight. You'll even have a fancy membership card to flash at everyone. How frigging sick is that!

Plus, Tier Three members can book the bar for a private event, and we'll waive the booking fee! That's at least $200 right there. And how frigging cool will be be when your bestie is like, 'oh man idk where I'm gonna have my baby shower, hmmmm', and you can be like 'I GOT THIS HAVE YOU HEARD OF HAROLD'S HAUNT?'

who knew being in a cult could be so financially rewarding!?

In all seriousness, yes, this cult membership will save you some money if you frequent our bar.

But also, it is a really great way to support our business- to help us keep the lights on and the ghosts fed. Our little they-bar relies on you, our dear patrons, to keep on keeping on. We want to be here builing queer community for decades to come. By joining our cult, you can help make that happen.

JOIN THAT CULT, ALREADY

Next initiation - 6/9/25

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