• What is the Spoken Word Porn-a-thon?  

    In July of 2023, Athena and the crew were trying to come up with ways to raise money for renovations at Harold's Haunt. At some point during the brainstorm process, Athena made a joke about reading porn for money. and then people got excited about it. So Athena reluctantly decided to make it happen.

    Much to Athena's dismay, the event was a HUGE success. The bar was PACKED with people who wanted to watch Athena read smut aloud. the event sold out AND THEN SOME. And it sold out the second time we did it too. So now we can't stop.

    The Spoken Word Porn-a-thon is now a staple in our annual event calendar. Athena hates it. And that's what makes it a true delight.

    If you enjoy smutty fanfiction and watching someone read it aloud in shock and horror, this event is FOR YOU. You will laugh until your ribs rattle. You will cry tears of mirth. You don't want to miss this amazing event. 

  • How does it work?

    We take submissions for story ideas from you, our beloved customer! Submit as many as you want, but only 8 will be chosen.


    During the live event, Athena will read the stories aloud for the audience! It will be very funny. And maybe a little sexy?
    But mostly funny.

  •  What's the vibe? 

    Imagine hanging out with your besties and reading absolultey hilarious and rediculous steamy smut togther and laughing about it.

    Except that in this case, the smut is actually really well written, and the hilarious part is that Athena is just SHOCKED because she doesn't read smut or fan fiction at all. 

  • Where's it at? 

    The Spoken Word Porn-a-thon will be taking place at the Millvale Food and Energy Hub, which is just a block away from Harold's Haunt.

     

    You can stop in at the Haunt beforehand for our Shrek-themed Fourplay (4pm) COCKtail hour. 

  • Submissions are open until November 1st!

    Head to our submission form for all the details!

    SUBMIT 

  • CUMING SOON

    Ticket Sales go live on OCTOBER 25th!

    HOWEVER, if you submit a prompt, you get EARLY ACCESS to tickets!

    GET YOUR TICKET 

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