Spoken Word Porn-a-thon Vol V

OUR NEXT SPOKEN WORD PORN-A-THON is happening on JULY 12TH!! 
Here's some important information:
- The event is 21+! Please bring a Valid ID. 
- Doors are at 6PM and the show starts at 7PM at New Sun Rising in Millvale.
- Harold's will be on site to serve up drinks! Maude's will also be on site to sell you Balls (better by the pair), smut, sex ed, stickers, and raffle tickets! While we will be able to take cards, cash is always preferred and greatly appreciated. 
- There will be raffle baskets! All funds raised from raffle tickets will go towards QRC Millvale programming! 

VIRTUAL OPTION! 
Virtual tickets will be available until 24 hours before the event! You will receive an email with the link to the show, but don't worry, it might not get to you immediately. You'll definitely get it 24 hours before the show, though! 
PLEASE BE 18+ IF YOU WATCH THE SHOW. 
If the fates are with us, there will be a recording available for anyone who bought a virtual ticket (and also available for sale for anyone else afterwards). 

We're sure that this show is YET AGAIN going to be full of merriment and laughter. Well. For everyone but Athena. 
But to make sure we cultivate the best atmosphere during this event, please keep these things in mind: 
- This is a comedy event. The smut is well written - Ringa is an expert, after all - but we're reading it for a laugh, not to collectively get our rocks off together. If you find yourself feeling overly aroused, that's nice. Keep it to yourself. 
- Maura, Ringa and Luke will be on hand to heckle Athena while she is reading so that you don't have to. In fact, please don't. We're sure you'll have some clever thoughts while Athena is reading, but please keep them to yourself. Please do not interrupt the show. Hooting, hollering, clapping and laughing is excellent, though.  
- Consent is Key! While Athena might look really uncomfortable all night long, please remember she was not forced to do any of this. It was, in fact, her idea all along.